Did I miss the memo?

I suppose this used to happen quite often

James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily: 
James: 
Lily: 
James: 
Lily: 
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

Tumblr knows we’re lazy

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the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.

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firsttimelady:

niallhoraned:

#how i feel about my otps to be quite honest

omg that tag

Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!

bubblesofrinia:

yahwehsartwork:

billionairephilanthropist:

the-man-outoftime:

liberanosdomine:

If I get one more Sleeping Beauty I’ll go on a killing spree

Bitte?

PFFFFT
THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA RESPONSE

I SHIP TARRLOK’S FACE X EVERYONE’S FIST

eye-gor:

knownothingable:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF BEAUTY.

^Same. Also there is no God.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.

Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.